English to Ghetto, the translator.

"And the bitch said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did chow down."
      - The First Book o' Moses, called Genesis

Ghetto Genesis, E2G Vernacular Research Group

What's this all about? Well, a few (culturally diverse) friends got together and decided to make an Ebonics translator. Then this happened. So now we're the self-proclaimed number one translator on the entire internet! Who would have thought?! More strange things here. By the way, we're patently anti-racist (we're a very multicultural group) - so much so that we go to the effort of diverting any traffic from racist sites to some interesting places. You can click here to get an idea, but it may be quite explicit.