E2G VERNACULAR RESEARCH INSTITUTE PRESENTS:

Ghetto Bible, Genesis

THE GHETTO BIBLE



...IT'S FINALLY HERE!

Ladies and gentlemen... After two years of research into the ghetto vernacular, we are proud to present the fully translated Ghetto Genesis. This volume contains the account of creation, the story of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, Cain and Abel, Noah's Ark, the Tower of Babel, Sodom and Gomorrah and the stories of Jacom, Tamar and Joseph. Get a taste for what you're buying with some great words of the scripture:

And the bitch said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did chow down.
An' mi Pops wuz al' lyke, let all us brothas make man yn our image, aftuh our likeness: an' let those pimp ova da whales o' da sea, an' ova da pidgeon o' da air, an' ova da hookers, an' ova al' da world, an' ova everee creepin thin dat creepin upon da mo'fuckin Earth.
An' da lawwd God caused uh deep snooze ta fall upon Adam, an' he slept: an' he took 1 o' his fuckin' bbq ribs, an' closed uhp da flesh.
An' E-south hated Jacob cos o' da blessin wherewith his damn pappayy blessed dat niqqa: an' E-south wuz like yn his damn heart, da dayz o' mournin 4 mah pappayy iz at hand; then wil ah slaayy mah lil' bro Jacob.

...REVIEWS!

I could replace every book on my shelf with the Ghetto Bible.
- Andre
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I've put the Ghetto Bible on my coffee table; everyone in my commune loves it. I'm helping spread the word, and entertaining my homies!"
- Reader
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Blasphemy! Jacob and his bretheren did not partake in the devil's lettuce."
- Anon
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